Do you want to go to space with your favorite boy? We can explore.. the planets together, Luigi. We can go to Jupiter, Mars, and even.. Uranus!
Mario! It's New Super Mario World! Everything's different! There's water in the sky, Mario! ..And there's blocks everywhere!, Yoshi Coins!
I've been a plumber for 34 years.. Do you think that I actually go to some kind of Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi? I don't. I just trip really hard on LSD and fuck some prostitutes.. without a condom..
But Mario, I've been there with you to the Mushroom Kingdom!
No you haven't, Luigi. You have Terminal 7.. brain cancer. I don't even know what that means, but it's bad. This is all in your head, Luigi. It's in your imagination. There's no such thing as the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm a plumber, and you've been living off me and my livelihood.. FOR YEARS, Luigi. You're a useless cunt, Luigi, and I've been supporting you because you're my brother.
But... Mario.. I saw the princess. She's real!
...That was a dead hooker, Luigi. I threw her in your bed, Luigi, while you were sleeping. You were on mushrooms.
B-..but Mario.. What about Toad?
That wasn't a talkin' mushroom..
THAT WAS MY COCK, LUIGI.
THAT WAS MY COCK, OKAY?
THAT'S WHY IT LOOKED LIKE A MUSHROOM, LUIGI...
Listening to: Your thoughts
Reading: The Necronomicon
Watching: You sleep
Playing: With your mind
Eating: Your soul
Drinking: Your blood